No we are not evicting him although he has riled The Pensioner up by felling her best flowers with one snip of his gnashers and is still harassing the cat despite the vets ‘disarming’ him. His old hutch is getting a bit tatty and worn plus the door keeps falling of so we are looking for a suitable replacement home. I thought a small cupboard could be adapted to suit as he spends all day in the garden and just needs somewhere to crash at night. I’ve had a look around but haven’t found anything that’s just right – sort of two foot by two foot and eighteen inches high or thereabouts. Also plain wood unpainted would be best not that I’m being picky mind. So have a look around and see if there’s anything you want to get rid of – sadly he has turned his nose up at a bungalow which had too many garden lights for a rabbit and nowhere to accommodate his own personal dung heap.