Does anyone know the whereabouts of idiot daughters house and work keys? They are quite distinctive being attached to a rather odd global crystal thingy that looks like one of those mirrored christmas baubles. TheTreasure has not seen them since Christmastime as a result of which we nightly await murdering in our beds. Also SomeFool has left a pair of Umbro trainer thingies size 9 which have been lanquishing in our living room (in an orange Sainsburys bag)for at least 3 weeks. I have asked several folk if they were theirs but such enquiries were usually rebuffed or treated with disdain/laughter so if anyone would care to take them away that would be nice. I'm not going to mention the fiver I found down the back of the couch.